This website is for entertainment purposes only and if you suffer any consequences as a result of using this site, you agree that you will not try to claim compensation from:
- The author
- our company
- my dog
- the Tories
- the Brexit negotiators
- or any other person or entity, whether alive, dead or virtual.
We do try to keep this website up-to-date but things happen in life which may prevent us from doing so. You must therefore assume that everything we print is either out of date, obsolete, or a figment of our imagination.
Our site may contain hyperlinks to a number of other websites, owned by other companies. If you visit these website by clicking on one of our links you acknowledge that you you are now dealing with a completely different company altogether, and if you have any problems with their website or with their services then you should seek redress from them, and not us. They have more money than us, anyway, so they are probably worth sueing.
We try to keep this website online but this is dependent upon a number of factors, which we have little or no control over. These vary from the inability of our service providers to keep to their contracts, via malicious website bots, all the way through to downright ineptitude. We can accept no responsibility whatsoever for any consequences, whether these were foreseeable or not, that may befall you or any third-party, as a result of our site being unavailable, hacked, compromised or infected with any virus from a Trojan Horse to Bubonic Plague. You may, however, seek redress from The Weather in the event of our website being off-line, haywire or incomprehensible as a consequence of storm, flood, fire or tempest.
Any action you may wish to take against us must be commenced in a court of law in the United Kingdom, and no other arena. This is an irrelevant condition, since by continuing to use our website you accept that we cannot be held responsible for any losses, injuries, torts, calamities, catastrophes, failures, sacrifices, damages, cataclysms, disasters, disadvantages, or any other trials or tribulations that you, any other person or any other entity may experience as a consequence of the very existence of our website.
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